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		<title>Raised like a veal: Shalom Auslander</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I may have posted this before, but it&#8217;s still amazing. &#8220;I was raised like a veal in the Orthodox Jewish town of Monsey, New York, where it was forbidden to eat veal together with dairy&#8230;.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I may have posted this before, but it&#8217;s still amazing.<br />
&#8220;I was raised like a veal in the Orthodox Jewish town of Monsey, New York, where it was forbidden to eat veal together with dairy&#8230;.&#8221;<br />
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		<title>My Own Personal Universe</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 03:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A poet&#8217;s trick for getting unstuck, although it probably applies well enough to other art: Take a stack of index cards cut in half, or blank business cards, or something similar. Write a single word on each one: About 80 to 90 percent concrete nouns, with a handful of verbs and adjectives, maybe a couple [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A poet&#8217;s trick for getting unstuck, although it probably applies well enough to other art: Take a stack of index cards cut in half, or blank business cards, or something similar. Write a single word on each one: About 80 to 90 percent concrete nouns, with a handful of verbs and adjectives, maybe a couple abstract nouns. Mix well. Draw three. (Glassine. Ignite. Stamp.)</p>
<p>Got an idea? No? Try again. (Cement. Bile. Plasma.)</p>
<p>I learned it during the CTY poetry workshop I took about fifteen years ago. The instructors called it a personal universe deck. (Rare earth. Extinguish. Bait.)</p>
<p>I&#8217;d more or less forgotten about building one since then. But writing more than occasionally requires a bit more effort, and that requires some kickstarting. So I made a new one this week. (Squash. Arsenic. Crutch.)</p>
<p>It&#8217;s kind of fun. And sometimes you get poems out of it. (Appendix. Air-filter. Larva).</p>
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		<title>Revision: If Design Govern In A Thing So Small</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 02:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i. The Epiphyte Sprouting from folds of trunk and branch, it reaches up to sun and down to soil. The narrow tendrils twist and choke to gain support. The scaffold dead, the vines persist upright, supplant the frame that formed them. ii. The Brood Parasite Before she killed her stepsisters, she&#8217;d memorized their mother&#8217;s plumage [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>i. The Epiphyte</em><br />
Sprouting from folds<br />
of trunk and branch,<br />
it reaches up to sun and down to soil.<br />
The narrow tendrils twist and choke<br />
to gain support.</p>
<p>The scaffold dead, the vines persist upright,<br />
supplant the frame that formed them.</p>
<p><em>ii. The Brood Parasite</em><br />
Before she killed her stepsisters,<br />
she&#8217;d memorized their mother&#8217;s plumage<br />
Her brighter mouth the most insistent,<br />
the others starved to weakness,<br />
she pushed them off the ledge.</p>
<p>Laying now herself, she picks the host<br />
who most evokes the nest that she destroyed. </p>
<p><em>iii. The Blood Meal</em><br />
Buried in the skin, swollen<br />
she awaits the males.<br />
Spermatophores with legs,<br />
they exist to mate and die,<br />
and to renege:</p>
<p>They turn their pointless mouths<br />
to her immobile bulk.</p>
<p><em>iv. The Adelphophage</em><br />
Each womb&#8217;s a feeding ground<br />
where sharp-toothed fry first learn to hunt.<br />
Of eighty young, just two survive to birth,<br />
their brothers sacrificed<br />
to bring them up to size.</p>
<p>We know the strong<br />
by how they thrive.</p>
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		<title>Revisions: MBTA</title>
		<link>http://www.secretlyironic.com/?p=2097</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 02:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[God bless the pretty girls in skirt-suits and sneakers office shoes in plastic bags swaying up the subway stairs. I stare; they look away. I follow them up outdoors up through the park up indoors up among the flickering cubicles — We&#8217;re all alone on this train.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God bless the pretty girls<br />
in skirt-suits and sneakers<br />
office shoes in plastic bags<br />
swaying up the subway stairs.</p>
<p>I stare; they look away.<br />
I follow them up<br />
outdoors up<br />
through the park up<br />
indoors up<br />
among the flickering cubicles —<br />
We&#8217;re all alone on this train.</p>
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		<title>Two more stanzas for the &#8220;Parenting&#8221; poem</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 01:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[iii. The Blood Meal &#160;&#160;&#160; Up to four males have been found feeding on one female Ixodes holocyclus tick&#8230; Innate imperative: Seek a host, dig in, and swell, and wait. The males, spermatophores with legs, don&#8217;t even feed. Or shouldn&#8217;t. Their stubby mouthparts useless on a mammal host They climb aboard their mate&#8217;s immobile bulk: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>iii. The Blood Meal</b><br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;   <i>Up to four males have been found feeding on one female <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ixodes_holocyclus">Ixodes holocyclus</a> tick&#8230;</i></p>
<p>Innate imperative:<br />
Seek a host, dig in, and swell,<br />
and wait.<br />
The males, spermatophores with legs,<br />
don&#8217;t even feed.</p>
<p>Or shouldn&#8217;t.<br />
Their stubby mouthparts useless on a mammal host<br />
They climb aboard their mate&#8217;s immobile bulk:<br />
the doomed stealing from the unborn.</p>
<p><b>iv. <a style="font-weight:bold;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism_(zoology)#Intrauterine_cannibalism">Adelphophage</a></b><br />
We don&#8217;t pick the winners in this game,<br />
just set the level field and watch them run.<br />
Unkind, perhaps, but fair:<br />
You&#8217;ll know the strong by how they thrive.</p>
<p>Each womb&#8217;s a feeding ground where<br />
sharp-toothed embryos first learn to hunt.<br />
Of eighty fry, just two survive to birth,<br />
their brothers sacrificed to bring them up to size.<br />
We know the strong by how they thrive.</p>
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		<title>Good Enough</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 01:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good Enough It is good sometimes for poetry to disenchant us &#8212; Robert Haas Breaks my heart to see that smile and know it&#8217;s not for me. I know better than to play at make-believe but I still miss the fantasy of being more than good enough. Every day I march past thick bromeliads in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Good Enough</b><br />
It is good sometimes for poetry to disenchant us &mdash; Robert Haas</p>
<p>Breaks my heart to see that smile<br />
and know it&#8217;s not for me.<br />
I know better than to play at make-believe<br />
but I still miss the fantasy<br />
of being more than good enough.</p>
<p>Every day I march past thick bromeliads in the tower&#8217;s lobby:<br />
Deep-green and hothouse-reared,<br />
rubbed twice weekly with Shultz&#8217;s Leaf-Shine polish<br />
by a man who spends his breaks napping in the service elevator,<br />
wilting slowly in a sterile breeze.</p>
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		<title>The losing contribution</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 02:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently, a men&#8217;s lifestyle blog called The Magnificent Bastard hosted a cocktail contest. Which I didn&#8217;t win. (The winners do look pretty amazing, so I&#8217;m not actually disappointed to be found wanting.) Here&#8217;s my losing contribution: Combine the juice of 1/2 grapefruit, 1 lime, and 1/2 lemon. Set aside. Over Ice: 2oz. gin (Boodles, Greylock, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Recently, a men&#8217;s lifestyle blog called The Magnificent Bastard hosted <a href="http://magnificentbastard.com/posts/introducing-the-magnificent-bastard-cocktail">a cocktail contest</a>. Which I didn&#8217;t win. (The winners do look pretty amazing, so I&#8217;m not actually disappointed to be found wanting.)</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s my losing contribution:</p>
<p>Combine the juice of 1/2 grapefruit, 1 lime, and 1/2 lemon. Set aside.</p>
<p>Over Ice:<br />
2oz. gin (Boodles, Greylock, Tanqueray, whatever)<br />
1 oz. mixed citrus juice<br />
1/2 oz. St. Germain<br />
1 tsp Creme de Violette<br />
Dash Bitter Truth Bittermens Grapefruit bitters</p>
<p>Instructions:<br />
Shake, strain, serve up. Garnish with lemon twist.</p>
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		<title>Parenting and Sacrifice</title>
		<link>http://www.secretlyironic.com/?p=2088</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 01:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. The Epiphyte Sprouting from the folds of trunk and branch, it reaches up to sun and down to soil. The narrow tendrils twist to gain support. Once the host is dead, the vines persist upright, supplant the scaffolding that raised them. 2. The Brood Parasite Before she killed her stepsisters, she&#8217;d memorized their mother&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. The Epiphyte<br />
Sprouting from the folds<br />
of trunk and branch,<br />
it reaches up to sun and down to soil.<br />
The narrow tendrils twist to gain support.</p>
<p>Once the host is dead, the vines persist upright,<br />
supplant the scaffolding that raised them.</p>
<p>2. The Brood Parasite<br />
Before she killed her stepsisters,<br />
she&#8217;d memorized their mother&#8217;s plumage<br />
Her brighter mouth the most insistent,<br />
the others starved to weakness,<br />
she pushed them off the ledge.</p>
<p>Laying now herself, she picks the host<br />
who most evokes the nest that she destroyed.</p>
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		<title>Keep Your Terrible Presidents off My Money</title>
		<link>http://www.secretlyironic.com/?p=2087</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 21:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[GE is loving on Ronald Reagan like white on rice. And I can see it from GE&#8217;s perspective &#8211; Reagan&#8217;s signature accomplishment was spending the USSR into the ground, and it worked, and it helped companies like GE and Bechtel and Boeing along the way. (We&#8217;d do well to recall this lesson when setting economic [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://crooksandliars.com/karoli/ge-exalts-reagan-new-tv-ad-while-pandering">GE is loving on Ronald Reagan</a> like white on rice. </p>
<p>And I can see it from GE&#8217;s perspective &#8211; Reagan&#8217;s signature accomplishment was spending the USSR into the ground, and it worked, and it helped companies like GE and Bechtel and Boeing along the way. (We&#8217;d do well to recall this lesson when setting economic policy, but that&#8217;s another story).</p>
<p>The important lesson is that Reagan was, essentially, a terrible president, ignorant and reactionary in the George W. Bush vein. Despite his big smiley friendly veneer, he was a monster. Let us remember his attack on Medicare: </p>
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		<title>Headlines Mislead, Say Experts</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 18:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, the CBO estimate of the health care bill is out, and the headlines are all screaming about it. The AP headline, carried on CNBC and elsewhere, reads &#8220;CBO: Health bill would cut $138 billion from deficit in 10 years.&#8221; The Wall Street Journal gives a big shocking number: Health Overhaul to Cost $940 Billion [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, the <a href="http://www.cbo.gov/ftpdocs/113xx/doc11355/hr4872.pdf">CBO estimate of the health care bill is out</a>, and the headlines are all screaming about it. <a href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/35928118">The AP headline</a>, carried on CNBC and elsewhere, reads &#8220;<b>CBO: Health bill would cut $138 billion from deficit in 10 years</b>.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704207504575129451183093496.html">The Wall Street Journal</a>  gives a big shocking number: <b>Health Overhaul to Cost $940 Billion Over Decade</b>. In the online version, that&#8217;s the page title, but in the print version, it&#8217;s the headline, which is then followed by three paragraphs before the article explains that, despite the big number, it&#8217;s actually a savings.</p>
<p>Maybe it&#8217;s not just a WSJ thing, but it sure seems like it to me.</p>
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